How To Drink All Night And Not Get Drunk?

Drink All Night Image From Esquire
Drink All Night!

Okay, I’m listening.

This idea sounds very interesting. Here’s what, Jim Koch, the brewer of Sam Adams tells Esquire.

 …he has swallowed your standard Fleischmann’s dry yeast before he drinks, stirring the white powdery substance in with some yogurt to make it more palatable.

“One teaspoon per beer, right before you start drinking.”

I’m pretty sure that I’ll never pound a dozen teaspoons of anything before I go out to the casino for the night. That may weigh my dice arm down. I can’t have that.

Maybe a company will make this in tablet form. I might even pop a dozen pieces of  candy dried yeast if it tasted like Flintstones Vitamins in order to stay sober. If you’d like to try this you can buy 1 pound of Fleischmann’s Dry Yeast for $7.25 on Amazon.

Even though it doesn’t say that this works for other forms of alcohol I’m going to guess this would work for other forms of alcohol. You might want to check with a doctor if you’re serious about this.

This is a great idea, now make it more palatable. Until then I’ll enjoy the buzz. How about you?

Photo: Esquire

Keith Olbermann Sets The Record Straight About Soccer And Gambling And Drinking

I usually find Keith Olbermann to be an obnoxious blowhard but every now and again he says something that I agree with. Last week he took issue with the New York Times calling soccer a trend in America. Deadspin picks apart the article too. The article is in the fashion section and should have focused on fashion a little more – not the game itself. Regardless, KO is on point here.

Keith Olbermann on soccer: “If you couldn’t drink or gamble there would be more people on the field than in the stands”.